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Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44560) - you deserved it (4214)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

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...before calling it "ugly" maybe she should think about the couch's feelings.

#2 - On 02/24/2014 at 5:57pm by kitcatjb

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Hormones of pregnant women: A formidable source of FMLs since the beginning of FML!

#1 - On 02/24/2014 at 5:56pm by abhi95

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