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Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19305) - you deserved it (49322)

On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...

#3 - On 02/24/2014 at 11:54am by kak_999999999

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Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.

#2 - On 02/24/2014 at 11:53am by olpally

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