Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML
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Twix88 12
This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.
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cyanidesandwich 21
I feel like we need to know what State this happened in.
kjack49044 18
Umm I live in Texas and it's still abnormal to date family here too...
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Comments (153)
Mightyrif 23
Ahhh don't you just love Texas!! I'm assuming it is of course...
botanistjessica 24
That's ****** up, asshole.
airhead2015 18
It's actually Alabama. Check on the website dick.
kjack49044 18
Umm I live in Texas and it's still abnormal to date family here too...
mario2012 18
I hate people like you 1.
Gingerette 8
Pretty sure the only place where that's half normal is Arkansas...
gracehi 33
You're mixing up your stereotypes, 1. Incest being common is a stereotype of Alabama, not Texas. I'm not saying the stereotype is true in Alabama either.
jlamb0328 4
I actually thought that West Virginia was the state with the stereotype of incest...
King_paradox 22
Such win. With that comment only texans or west Virginias would down vote
Cadillac4427 8
absolutely loved your comments(#55, #56 and #81) ! lmao
ItsATwinThing 9
I'm British and that 'stereotype' is usually generalised to all southern states...I'm just sat here drinking tea and considering better dental care.
buttcramp 21
I'm a Texan and just so you know we are responsible for a majority of the nations profits due to our medical centers, oil, etc. we aren't all hillbillies down here. I don't even own a gun, horse, dog, or boots. I do however, have a chef and restaurant manager for a husband, a brilliant toddler, and I work as a diagnostic ECG/ EKG technician. I'd say that's a pretty normal family (oh, and we weren't related prior to marriage)
WellThatSucked89 13
You must be so proud..
arandomusernameaa 20
That's a nice story 102.
wildnargles 15
You can add racism to that list too! Have a good day mam
jlamb0328 4
#102 That story was so thrilling I felt like I was actually there...wow...that just...that just blew my mind!!
mary_13 26
You'r comment is my favorite.lol
equitationbound 22
Thanks for the life story, 102.
kittykat1501 31
88she's from alabama
cyanidesandwich 21
I feel like we need to know what State this happened in.
Ihavegas 22
I second this
amphetamin3 17
Not on my phone. Just says united states.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, 12. Same here. I don't see AL anywhere.
Welshite 40
Baustigt was making a joke by perpetuating the Southern incest stereotype.
Welshite 40
And here I thought Baustigt was trying to be clever. The app does not display the state.
Welshite 40
Ha! I already gave you my driver's license, and I'm not making that mistake again. Do you know how many private security guards I had to hire when I saw you stalking me? That kind of security ain't cheap, you know.
cyanidesandwich 21
Huh, I figured it was on the website. Go figure that it was Alabama...
crazytwinsmom 25
My phone app used to show the state but hasn't since I updated the app.
Kamon97 23
Sweeet home Alabama!
crazytwinsmom 25
Where the skies are so blue
Scotticus117 11
It says Alabama on the post. So we shouldn't be surprised then...*queue banjo playing*
Clay_Pidgeon 11
Alan, how much power does FML staff have? If somebody talks shit to you can you ban them or something? This is serious, I'm just wondering.
warsun 27
Staff comments look so special D:
jadeystram 3
It says Alabama in the description so It was probably there?? I can't say 100% of course :)
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
29: I figure you like the word figure. :)
patrickalamo 48
It's all relative...
abhi95 31
Waaw! You don't wanna know about his household for sure!
Redoxx_fml 22
He's definitely a Lannister
abhi95 31
Can't wait for this season to start.. Even my exams will be over! I'm excited just thinking about last season's ending!
712sash 26
Seems like he needs his oil changed.
abhi95 31
And that is metaphorically related how?
ComoEsJuan 24
Goin out a limb here and saying, maybe he meant "oil" to mean "mindset"? C'mo, dude, back me up...
illegalbeagle69 23
Don't know how that's related, but oil change in Blue Mountain State.. messed up..
TunaFireStarter 16
I thought it was more like his "brain oil." So he's saying he needs his "oil" changed to make his brain run better? That he isn't quite alright in the head? But that doesn't really make sense either. Or maybe not. Who knows.
Faff 20
Maybe asking if you're dating is some kind of code meaning 'i need my oil changed' and this guy recognized the code
derpina15 26
I'm getting a vibe that you live in the south...
Posthuman 26
He was just wishing you luck on your "family outing." Maybe he wanted to role play as the father in a freaky 3 way? He obviously saw you weren't getting any, so he was letting you both know of an alternative? I got nothing.
Nightheated 8
Wtf
hashshim 23
9: I exile you from the Internet.
xx000o 27
You are correct, you most definitely got nothing.
amphetamin3 17
Maybe you didn't catch the rest of his statement. "so...you're not." Ehh, I'd probably find somewhere else to get my oil changed.
laden_swallow09 35
Why?
amphetamin3 17
Because every time I saw that guy, I'd remember that horrifying moment of someone implying me and my brother should date? I dont know. Don't ask me questions that I don't really have an answer for. You don't know me and my life! :p lol.
MomentoMori 23
Well at least we know this guy doesn't have a problem with gays..or incest.
Nightheated 8
Annoying "you must be from the south" Stereotype comments.
Posthuman 26
Being from the South, I approve this message.
airhead2015 18
That awkward moment when OP is in the South...
CeeCee_fml 16
Location: Alabama
Twix88 12
Well I'm not from here, but do sadly live here.
mainlineloser 9
that awkward moment where in southern states, incest had to be criminalized...
Bloink 25
incest is wincest!