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Today, I was at the fish store asking if they were hiring. My stepdad decided to humiliate me by screaming at them repeatedly that I'm a good person and that I deserve the job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38785) - you deserved it (3539)

On 02/14/2014 at 9:28pm - misc - by author - United States (New Jersey)

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So, did you get the job?

#1 - On 02/15/2014 at 5:38am by LifeMD

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You should tell your stepdad not to be so shellfish. Eh, what the heck, I honestly think he did it just for the halibut.

#4 - On 02/15/2014 at 5:40am by Indianboy9321

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