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Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

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On 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by vey (woman) - China (Beijing)

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How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon

#1 - On 02/08/2014 at 8:14pm by sunshine41196

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I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.

#2 - On 02/08/2014 at 8:15pm by upallnight11

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