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Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth an spat piece of it back out onto my plate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40519) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mayotte

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Did it come with a side order of Chicken Flied Lice, too?
That would bug me.

#4 - On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm by Pleonasm

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Oh good lord...that's disgusting...

Hope you can get a refund....

#2 - On 02/07/2014 at 7:17pm by worldclassrager

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