Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24774) - you deserved it (48613)
On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously…
You're an asshole.
#3 - On 01/26/2014 at 4:43am by lolle_p0p
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+468 | 22
#2 - On 01/26/2014 at 4:43am by OscarDV
+355 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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