Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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steven
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Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Anonymous
United States
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Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
BlackCheetah101
Australia
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thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
ShouldHaveDoneItMyself
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Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Not so BFF
Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML
okaythen
Euless, United States
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
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OscarDV 8
BURN!!
Rozza17 29
You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.
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KaseyAly 10
That's rude!
barreiroj 13
What's rude is OP telling his friend to ask out the "ugliest girl he knows", that's just mean in general and if she found out it she'd most likely start to be insecure and she'd be upset.
bubblyhayley 16
pretty sure this is from a movie....
VampOfSavannah 31
American Pie...? Maybe?
DenBriZel 31
Maybe he thought the whole thing was rude of OP and figured he'd teach him a lesson by asking out his girlfriend. Idk, just a thought.
whatwhyhoo 10
My thought exactly.
Wakachulak 22
What I want to know is did his girlfriend accept?
Rag_dollxx 21
No #24, I think the film was called 'She's all that.'
SuperMew 22
She's All That was about making any girl chosen popular.
OscarDV 8
BURN!!
Ashamed_Sister 60
OP deserves this burn.
ziya1999 12
Yup, Dare like that is rude and insensitive.
martin8337 35
#2, I was gonna post that, guess you beat me to it.
zandalee 19
OP, you are a rude and immature little boy. For the love of God; grow up.
Cristian89 29
The truth hurts! YDI
Anata_fml 10
You shouldn't ask ...
Miss_Latina 13
Careful what you ask for.
Rozza17 29
You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.
ClearlyImFunny 12
Haha i guess she is a Frey
fakedsincerity 32
I think it's trying to communicate...
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Guessing it's a Game of Thrones reference? (I'm going to look really stupid if I'm wrong). Still not very relevant, though.
breakinlegs 19
so you are a tool? u asked for it...
StaceeeP 23
That's what you get for being so horrible to other people
712sash 26
You're a dick. You had that coming. YDI