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Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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People are going to think you murdered a smurf in there.

#4 - On 01/23/2014 at 5:47am by killmenow03

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It must have been a horrible job if your bathroom is blue. sorry OP

#1 - On 01/23/2014 at 5:46am by Lasagnaa

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