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Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39895) - you deserved it (7405)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by I.Want.Food. (woman) - United Kingdom

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Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great-gusteau

#1 - On 01/20/2014 at 5:33am by Askzombie

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living the whole apple a day ?

#3 - On 01/20/2014 at 5:34am by beaverteaser

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