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Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Ahh sorry that happened OP! At least he said sorry, and maybe after having such a trashy day today, your day will turn out better tomorrow!

#2 - On 01/12/2014 at 7:21pm by xemrx

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I wonder who his target was. They must have done something very bad.

#3 - On 01/12/2014 at 7:21pm by pepsiisgross

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