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Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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a guy sent me a pic once, I couldn't open it, so I gave to my father. it was a penis too...

#1 - On 01/09/2014 at 6:10am by shaytards

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Seems like you dodged a bullet there. A penis isn't a typical way to start a text these days is it?

#4 - On 01/09/2014 at 6:13am by Kautkto

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