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Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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On 01/08/2014 at 10:23pm - misc - by chapstick (man) - United States (California)

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Bet you looked beautiful :-D

#1 - On 01/09/2014 at 7:39am by froggyjade

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Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.

#3 - On 01/09/2014 at 7:40am by blackonblight

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