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Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015