By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 895
You deserved it 13 695

Same thing different taste

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Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.

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I don't see that as a problem,OP. Now everybody knows you are fabulous ;)

yeah I bought some ice breeze LIP balm, after this incident ..

TwiztedYuri 9
xivoricbutterfly 25

Nothing wrong in being fabulous

I had a gf (it wasn't really official yet) that had been wearing glittery lip stuff or whatever and I was hanging out at her house. (we were just friends for a long time) We had been outside and I kissed her and got some on my lips. I wasn't really thinking about it because, you know, just kissed my friend and she and I were both kinda happy. Her dad is really protective. Her mom saw me walk inside with her and asked me what we did outside and I said, "we pretty much just walked around most of the time." She got up walked over with a napkin and wipe my face saying, "remember that when her dad gets home in about 20 minutes." Her mom was cool. I miss her mom more than I do her....(i don't miss her)

you should wear your My Little Pony gear as well... you may just make new friends :)

daydreamer244 13

Maybe you should start calling everyone else "peasants". xD