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Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

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Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.

#1 - On 01/08/2014 at 6:08pm by RenoTheRhino

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At least he was polite enough to keep his eyes closed when he poked his head in there.

#4 - On 01/08/2014 at 6:11pm by ThatPlankton

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