Miscellaneous: Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around...

By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one ringing me from down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Hurricane

Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML

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RenoTheRhino 30

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.

Robbieisadowg 16

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

Report him!

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xiLoveGiRx 5

Thursday 9 January 2014 3:57

The same happened to me. I know how you feel

Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:18

I burst out laughing reading this, too funny. Hahaha...

gizmo2014 1

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:23

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0 lol sorry I had to.

Bioshockxs 9

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:23

Major creeper

wellthen7154 12

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:25

This is yet another reason girls do not go into the bathroom alone. Creepy guys will follow you.

CLT_420 13

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:25

What the heck girl I'm telling you now tell the teacher or principal cuz that's insane

forevralone 13

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:27

I think this guy needs a restraining order or something

awilliams44 9

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:36

do u know this gut personally.?

IrishBabe411 7

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:59

Next time he follows you to a private place KICK him in the balls... Or you could report him, either one works! :)

Stevieray20 13

Thursday 9 January 2014 8:29

Why would u kick him in the balls when u can just report him? Why would u take Physical action when he could harm u back?

unc_chick444 2

Thursday 9 January 2014 5:02

Yea creeper

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