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Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Grab the spare set and get the others in the spring.
Go inside and wait until spring. Or, move to Florida.
If you can get hypothermia while doing vigorous physical activity, you have no idea how to dress for cold weather and are a menace to yourself.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014