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Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML

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On 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm - misc - by estranger (woman) - United States

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Hey be thankful it's clean. He could have just left the stains on there

#1 - On 01/03/2014 at 11:26pm by onealmxwilson

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Are you kidding me?! That's disgusting!


Everyone knows you use lemon juice to get out stains!

#4 - On 01/03/2014 at 11:28pm by SonOfAMitch

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