Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
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Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
High on life
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML
Shudder
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
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crazytwinsmom 25
When I started reading this, I was expecting pot brownies not boob brownies.
Welshite 39
But I'm not even related to these cows! *spits out milk*
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Exhaling 12
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That must have not been the breast dessert ever. I would probably throw up on the spot. Sorry, OP
Welshite 39
Eh, while I wouldn't voluntarily eat a brownie made with breast milk, I don't think I'd throw up. It's cooked, and I wouldn't doubt it's cleaner than the original milk found in stores before it's pasteurized.
Exhaling 12
I understand what you mean, but the fact that she's not even blood related makes it kind of more disgusting. I don't know if it would make it any better if she was your mom or something, but it seems even more strange because of her role
Welshite 39
But I'm not even related to these cows! *spits out milk*
jazzy_123 20
unless the cow was your mom... ok that didn't sound as mean in my head .-.
sourgirl101 28
Breast Spanish dessert?-- Chest Leches!
michaelaranda 28
I dont think its the worst thing in the world. I mean, its extremely healthy. but I get how somebody elses body fluids could gross you out.
sirsquab 12
When you think about it tho, having the breast milk of another species is actually weirder then having a human mother's breast milk.
Ambient25 24
It's times like these where you need to stay abreast of the situation.
Meettitan 14
Did you ask for a glass of milk to wash down the brownies?!
JustinKirby 20
Idk why but body builders crave the stuff, they pay woman for their breast milk because it has the perfect amount of vitamins and protein and stuff
littlemissdqgirl 8
Breast milk is really sweet and a whole lot better then anything you buy in a store. Although, I could see being weirded out because you never know what could be in her milk. I'm not sure what can be passed through breast milk, but I know it has to be screened in order to be used in a milk bank. So that would bother me-_-
DropTheDaggerxx 31
#95 has a point. Besides the obvious ick factor, I'd be concerned about what was passed through the milk, too. Any illnesses or medications the woman may have been taking could have been passed along to OP. If she's producing milk, I assume she's recently had a baby, and I'd hope she's being healthy for the baby's sake, but you never know! I don't see the problem in making the brownies that way (to each their own), but she definitely should have given everyone a heads up before they were consumed.
Shabba_13 13
You say you dont know why but then you explain why bodybuilders crave ot
rc89 9
I don't see a problem at all you wouldnt tell some one that you had put cows milk in the brownies and breast milk is a hell of a lot healthier I dont see why everyone get so repulsed by breast milk its natural has all the nutrients you need if you drink cows milk that's just breast milk perfectly designed for cattle
grunt_fml 17
Sure, breast milk surely is more nutritious than milk from a cow. I also think it is highly unlikely that this way any diseases will be passed. But that is completely not the point. The point is that this woman made brownies with an ingredient she knew her guests will find... unpleasant. It simply does not matter how harmless said incredient actually is, she used it with the only purpose to disgust people and that is what matters here.
doodlecloud 26
Well she should've mentioned it as she must know that it could upset people. Why on earth do you think she used it solely to disgust OP though? Maybe they ran out of milk or they just usually use it?
girlbye23 15
I would think that if she were blood related it would be more disgusting and weirder
Coland 19
I'm not sure why people are grossed out drinking human breast milk that was made for humans but we aren't freaked out drinking cow breast milk
T1A2Z3 34
In fairness cow breast milk is screened and pasteurised and everything so it's more reliable.
The_Big_Boss 20
Some people would consider that a plus
JennaNGood 21
It's not like OP tasted it (obviously not after his third) and breast milk is so nutritious, hence why babies survive on milk and only milk for their first six months of life.
Schizomaniac 24
Good. Bye-bye now.
kmccain 27
@67 if cow milk is the reason we get acne, explain how someone who was allergic to it as a baby and never liked it as a child has acne.
bfsd42 20
He is actually partly right. Milk can be a cause of acne according to studies, but not in all people. But even though he was kinda right, he's still an idiot and won't be missed.
random_cashmere 25
I am sorry OP. Some people are jerks
patchesOhoolihan 12
You sir, are a dumbass
MyNameIsLaughter 18
#4 I'm sorry fanbase some people are stupid
yib 4
At least they tastes good?
flufee2 27
Well if they were amazing, why are you complaining?!
ddlovatolover 23
Maybe the breast milk was why it was so amazing
sunnyray812 42
As long as the brownies taste good, it shouldn't really matter. :)
Smartdumbblonde 27
Breast milk isn't bad for you, it's safe for adults to drink, but not exactly suggested. The thought of it may be gross, but if they were good and you're not sick, there is no harm. It was just a joke, and it's not like you're going to die from it.
sayhey22 19
We shouldn't even BE drinking milk after we don't need it, especially from other mammals. You don't see cows drinking goat milk do ya?
Yupsies 9
You know that milk is cow milk? People also consume goat milk. Do you see anyone freaking out about it, besides you? And if there's one thing a human could solely survive off of, it would be human breast milk.
SRNH 3
Although most mammals (and humans) are not adapted to digest milk properly after childhood, certain populations (northern european) are adapted to be able to digest milk properly throughout their adult life. Thus, it would not be at all incorrect to say those populations have, in fact, evolved to drink milk from other mammals, and it is not at all abnormal.
smokecloud_ 37
I'm 27 and go through a gallon every few days. Love it. ... Cow milk. Just felt that I needed to clarify. :x
UrYousername 15
If you don't think about it, there really isn't a problem.
laden_swallow09 34
Even if you do think about it, there really isn't a problem, either!
chocolatefrog28 29
There is no way that was a suggested substitution in the recipe, sorry to hear that, OP
crazytwinsmom 25
When I started reading this, I was expecting pot brownies not boob brownies.
whopper_sr 7
This is so on point!