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Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

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That must have not been the breast dessert ever. I would probably throw up on the spot. Sorry, OP

#1 - On 01/02/2014 at 7:43pm by Exhaling

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When I started reading this, I was expecting pot brownies not boob brownies.

#17 - On 01/02/2014 at 7:55pm by crazytwinsmom

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