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Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58311) - you deserved it (3509)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:45am by Jimboom

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that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

#6 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:21am by N07H666

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