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Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37197) - you deserved it (8538)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

#4 - On 01/01/2014 at 4:12pm by havingalaugh

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Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

#2 - On 01/01/2014 at 4:11pm by xkore787

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