Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37471) - you deserved it (5217)
On 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more…
Well then. It could have been worse.
#1 - On 12/26/2013 at 5:57pm by macystar
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"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~
#4 - On 12/26/2013 at 5:59pm by DeoVolente
+198 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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