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Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44175) - you deserved it (2891)

On 12/24/2013 at 3:48pm - misc - by jhulich (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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What a bitch, I'm so sorry OP

#1 - On 12/24/2013 at 7:04pm by herpaderpaherp

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The aunt should be the one in jail. What a cunt.

#5 - On 12/24/2013 at 7:07pm by olpally

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