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Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37478) - you deserved it (7294)

On 12/22/2013 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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OP if you took the time to read pages, that doesn't sound like "flipping through" to me.

#1 - On 12/22/2013 at 6:07am by laurenasabutton

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Ya if you were searching for money you should have just shook the damn book instead of going through your moms stuff

#8 - On 12/22/2013 at 6:18am by calvino15

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