By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
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Rozza17 29

Hey, you were at a bar. The person was probably just mega pissed

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UnluckyGenius 21

Maybe he was laughing at himself for wrongly believing he stood a chance with you.

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Rozza17 29

Hey, you were at a bar. The person was probably just mega pissed

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

In Australia or Straya, pissed has two meanings. The emotion of being pissed off at something/ someone and the act of getting pissed. To get pissed is to get very drunk. the term piss is also used for alcohol in general For example "Aye get us a couple of Pots/Schooners of piss would ya ****/mate. (the term **** generally being used to refer to a good friend and the term mate used for strangers and those we are pissed off at. Just clearing up #1's comment for those not literate in Australian lingo.

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Wizardo 33

That's the same across the world, none more so than beautiful England you beautiful pissheads.

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supras_fml 4

Yeah that's not an Australian thing, it has that double meaning everywhere :)

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theaaxis 27

Not in America, which is probably why she was confused xD Here it means either to be angry or to pee. XD

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Dawnstempest 17

@ 36 We use it to mean beer too. Especially the trashy stuff (piss water), but it goes for general alcohol too.

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theaaxis 27

Maybe it didn't make it to Cali, we've always been the weird ones x)

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incoherentrmblr 21

Andy Stitzer, is that you?...

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DREAMCATCHERoooo 4

I wonder how amazing the person looks that that they can act like that. Mean can make you very ugly .

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infinitegrace 21

Don't let that bring you down! Don't worry about them, you'll find someone.

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ItsAUnicorn 27

Hun, that person was just a huge, drunk ****. Don't worry OP, drunk people are mostly just assholes and you wouldn't even want to end up with someone like that :)

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KushCrushin89 10

What if OP actually is that ugly though? I mean let's face it, not everyone is attractive.

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infinitegrace 21

That's true. But someone will find them attractive one day. #46 & to #28 stop being a thread jacker.

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UnluckyGenius 21

Maybe he was laughing at himself for wrongly believing he stood a chance with you.

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rbubbles 20

People can be soo harsh sometimes. Don't let it get to you and don't stop trying. Good luck OP :)

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ThomasBombadil 31

Next time be prepared to do something back even worse to a jerk like this.

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paigexox0 37

Well that'd be a hit to the self esteem

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saocrates 16

Only if you let it get to you. After all it's just some asshat in bar.

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annie_nk 22

I'm going with the "he might be on drugs" thing because he walked out after the first person. Why? Doesn't speed dating involve more than one person to talk to?

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zen1979 16

Ignore them. You're beautiful. End of story.

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tulha 12

Were you holding up a mirror? That jerk might have been laughing at his own face :)

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