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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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justkeez 11
Send the creepers to his house.
ballettillidie 8
Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!
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Comments (124)
horne2 9
I like your username
RodzillaX 30
At least he didn't grief the shit out of the world. It's those little victories.
MelonLord1544 11
I agree, I would rather be dumped by some gf on MC than be griefed. Btw, I hate the sky army
142_cats 13
Sky's alright. But it's when he's not serious but still wins kinds of pisses me off.
MelonLord1544 11
Just so you know, it's a really long story why I hate SkythekidRS. It all started when I was playing on aviator's server, and built a melon out of melon blocks and assorted wools. I got griefed soon enough, and the griefed posted a large amount of signs that said "SKY ONLY! BUTTER ONLY!" That rung to me how awful sky army was, and how insane it's followers are. Sky does minecraft, I will hunt you down oh so bad >:U
botanistjessica 24
Attack of the minecraft nerds.
incoherentrmblr 21
Metallica - Creeping Death.
theunbeatableram 3
81, shut the **** up. Everyone has their own interests. Some like minecraft, some don't.
bellebe1998 16
you have to give him credit. that was pretty creative.
eatmorewaffles 9
Wow, 81! I think you touched a soft spot. 101 is sitting in the corner breathing heavily with angry tears in their eyes contemplating smashing your face in with their keyboard. Careful you don't say anything else about Minecraft or they might just snap.
justkeez 11
Send the creepers to his house.
cakeandfilm 13
You've gotta give the kid points for creativity!
thejewishfuhrer 17
Absolutely correct #16, how many negative points should I award for such an immature and dickish (not a real word kids, don't use it) way to break up with someone?
\ 28
Creepers are something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Not even in the virtual world.
142_cats 13
OP seems to like them though. "Back to Creepers"
Rainhawk94 27
#16 taking about creepers....nice profile pic
Absoluezer0 12
Now you have excuse to smash his laptop.
TaysDarkLust 11
No, there is never any excuse or reason to smash another persons laptop/console/anything. Unless they give you permission to do so.
greeneyebeauty9 28
And whoever agrees to let someone do that is either a rich ************ or insanely stupid.
euphoricness 28
OP needs to break his dick in half then feed it to the mine craft iguanas!
thejewishfuhrer 17
"Now you have excuse to smash his laptop." ......Have excuse? HULK HAVE EXCUSE! HULK SMASH LAPTOP!
Sports_guy3 28
It could be an Xbox. Or Xbox One.
greeneyebeauty9 28
Obviously we were just giving an example.
rocker_chick105 31
Unless you're Carrie Underwood and your boyfriend cheated on you
142_cats 13
I wouldn't smash any consoles like PS2 or that. If I don't want my console anymore I just sell it or give it to charity.
ballettillidie 8
Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!
JustKittyKat 24
Go in creative and use the mob spawners in his house! If you know his password, you can change his skin to a big penis.
Lawabidingcitizn 12
Or make a really small one :-)
maxhhh 18
Just take a diamond sword to him..
Sports_guy3 28
Don't forget the enchanted bow.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
/inventory add diamond sword
kozzard 17
I can swing my sword sword/ sword my diamond sword
Mynameislinh 24
Wow... There are some really creative ways to break up with someone!
tman1985 9
what a blockhead
perrialyce 2
Haha
bugfroggy 16
#46 - There's a button for that.
iAlissa 34
Where? I don't see a "haha" button.
jaycee1209 5
Now dress up in minecraft mode and bring your tools with you to his house.
rg350dx 29
/breakup playername
hexo21 13
I guess your relationship was like a creeper bound to blow up