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Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered over to my car, and vomited through the open window into my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38683) - you deserved it (3705)

On 12/20/2013 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)

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"Ho ho hooouurrgh!"

#3 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:22pm by DocBastard

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Sounds like someone had a few too many Christmas spirits...

#1 - On 12/20/2013 at 11:20pm by the_zero_article

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