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Today, I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky and watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', and that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML

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On 12/19/2013 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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He's only a legitimate conspiracy theorist if he was wearing a tin-foil hat. If he didn't have the hat, then he may be right.

#4 - On 12/19/2013 at 11:42pm by Welshite

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Another nut for the jar!

#1 - On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm by Potatoverse

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