Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said, "Will you be the Eva Braun to my Adolf Hitler?" I struggle to think of a worse way to propose to a girl. FML
Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, during a social media dive on my new boyfriend, I found out his username on an old forum was "Hitlerdidnothingwrong69." I confronted him, and all he said was, "It was a different time, that was funny then." FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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IllestRated 17
You want to knock some sense into him, or should I?
boxbrandon11 20
Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes?
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Comments (57)
IllestRated 17
You want to knock some sense into him, or should I?
boating_guy 33
Probably both. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, except that one. That one is so very wrong.
ToySoldier92 7
@boating_guy: So many things wrong with your statement.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
ToySoldier92, I think that was the joke.....
kellenp10 9
Watch out everyone, we've got a big man
williemac98 8
Well, I hope you told him off...
boxbrandon11 20
Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes?
HJKM_fml 19
Better yet, does he?
GreatGeak 8
this might actually bring a small level of legitimacy to his argument.
JACKxRAWR 22
#14, how does that legitimise supporting genocide??
The_Tenth_Doctor 14
That was actually a myth as long as you were catholic and straight you were fine.
beaglegal 42
Anne Frankly, I bet you did Nazi that coming. Jew better kick him out!
golden_warrior 23
He could have won, if his plan wasn't ruined by a snow storm. Or, if he had not attack the American ship. Would the world would have been a better place? Not unless you were part of what hitler perceived to be the dominant race
404wan 19
Not for them either.
Pleonasm 35
I know right? Just think how that moustache is a fashion no-no now, what a waste.
RenoTheRhino 30
Time to move on OP.
shhhaaarrron 12
That's very NATZI of him to say. Maybe time to send him away...
RenoTheRhino 30
*Nazi
Pleonasm 35
Did you try to make a pun on "naughty?"...
RenoTheRhino 30
If you say it in an English accent, I guess..
RenoTheRhino 30
Ohh. I meant British accent.
Pleonasm 35
I'm Natzi-ing the similarity.
rockne93 17
Time to move on OP. I hope you mean your EX, OP. You deserve better than that, OP. Wow should I kick some sense into him? Any other generic comments that I forgot?
JACKxRAWR 22
"I don't see how this is an FML"
Sports_guy3 28
Ummm... he wouldn't be here, right?