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By Well this Is Awkward - 17/12/2013 20:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML

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By Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

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By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2014 11:30 - Australia - Maribyrnong

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

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By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2019 00:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML

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By Sad.To.Be.Me. - 13/01/2012 23:56 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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IllestRated 17

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:26

You want to knock some sense into him, or should I?

boxbrandon11 20

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:27

Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes?

Comments

shhhaaarrron 12

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:33

Whoops

JustinMrBest91 10

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:34

Well OP im sorry too say but I think its time too breakup..

ASBriere 8

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:36

FPOS

Recoveryben 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:36

who is to say that the world wouldn't be a better place? nobody knows exactly what would of happened. we all have our little theories we keep to ourselves for fear of rejection. we could live in a utopia right now. not agreeing or disagreeing, just saying.

BubbleGrunge 18

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:57

Right because mass genocide is the main ingredient for world peace!

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:15

Do you have blue eyes and blonde hair?

StompinOnCrayons 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:38

Don't let him breed. It's an awful statement, and I can't begin to express my sympathies that you had to date / know that being.

Telefonmast 7

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:42

If Hitler had won, there would be no wars in the middle east because the Jews would be sent to other places. And no capitalism.

foxy_grampa 19

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:43

So I think you should run away as fast as you can

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:44

You should Ge-stop-o seeing him.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:48

Well, yeah, the world would totally be a better place if Hitler had won the Second World War. I mean, aside from the tyrannical world government , destruction of art and literature, and continuous religious persecution and racial genocide, the world would just be all rainbows and sunshine and puppy dogs with shiny wet noses and sloppy kisses.