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Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36428) - you deserved it (2859)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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Kill them with fire

#1 - On 12/17/2013 at 4:55pm by jgmarines

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Ant that the worst! Don't let it bug you too much.

#2 - On 12/17/2013 at 4:55pm by TourettesGuyFTW

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