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Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

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just teach him all the wrong words, so instead of "where is this place" he says "I am a shithead"

#2 - On 12/14/2013 at 8:09pm by jillytc

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Why do you HAVE to teach him?

#3 - On 12/14/2013 at 8:09pm by CrassKal

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