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Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36422) - you deserved it (3165)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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That bitch! (...your dog)

#2 - On 12/13/2013 at 2:49am by 604

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Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.

#11 - On 12/13/2013 at 2:57am by DocBastard

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