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Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML
Don't even trip, OP. Sex should be saved for that someone special. Unlike your cousins, who probably have STDs already.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015