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Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML
That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.
Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015