Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

by rick / 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's actually incredibly sweet. She called you handsome and was scouting out a partner for you.

    #2 - On 12/02/2013 at 6:30pm by Welshite

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  • Well sometimes you just have to take things that old people say with a grain of salt. She is probably just old and senile.

    #3 - On 12/02/2013 at 6:31pm by emilycb93

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