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Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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It doesn't matter if the shot was accidental... OP, run... away from your boyfriend... fast!!!!

#1 - On 11/29/2013 at 6:05am by GodPart2

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This may be a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing if you leave this guy, you would be dodging a bullet.

#7 - On 11/29/2013 at 6:11am by Grauncho

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