Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39186) - you deserved it (39418)
On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)
I hate that game's life also sucksToday, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days…
so.. did you kill it?
#1 - On 11/29/2013 at 12:12am by Jelbeztok
See in context
+424 | 16
"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"
#9 - On 11/29/2013 at 12:16am by RowanNightShade
+170 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Top of the page
You must have an FML account to comment.
Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!
The Artist's interview
All illustrated FMLs
Saturday 1 March 2014
The whole blog
© 2008-2014 by
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: Follow the FML Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments - FeedBurner alternative
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia