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Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40751) - you deserved it (41324)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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so.. did you kill it?

#1 - On 11/29/2013 at 12:12am by Jelbeztok

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"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"

#10 - On 11/29/2013 at 12:16am by RowanNightShade

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