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Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
At least you're wanted! Some of us can't say the same.
Just be glad you weren't carrying Skittles on you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015