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Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39367) - you deserved it (3786)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by paranoid neighborhood - United States (Florida)

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At least you're wanted! Some of us can't say the same.

#1 - On 11/27/2013 at 4:53pm by UrYousername

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Just be glad you weren't carrying Skittles on you.

#2 - On 11/27/2013 at 4:54pm by JasonUMN

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