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Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41808) - you deserved it (5197)

On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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My question is, how does she know?

#1 - On 11/26/2013 at 2:03am by kjack49044

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And your 7 year old knows all of this how..?

#2 - On 11/26/2013 at 2:03am by whiteboy896

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