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Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59577) - you deserved it (4306)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

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You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

#1 - On 11/23/2013 at 1:40pm by meowmafia98

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I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

#2 - On 11/23/2013 at 1:40pm by uoeno

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