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Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (43730)

On 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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You didn't think to look around before resorting to sticking your hand into a toilet filled with your own fecal matter?

#4 - On 11/16/2013 at 8:53pm by Erzebet

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You need to eat more fiber.

#3 - On 11/16/2013 at 8:53pm by unidentifieduser

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