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Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41879) - you deserved it (3494)

On 11/16/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by CODgirl102 - United States (Florida)

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It is clear who wears the pants in that relationship...

#1 - On 11/16/2013 at 6:02am by nesscafe

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Pathological lying kleptomaniac. Lock your shit up and find new friends.

#3 - On 11/16/2013 at 6:04am by intensitive

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