Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
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Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
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sonywebbie 6
I wanna hear the aftermath man
aforbiddendance 23
I hope you were wearing socks..
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Comments (91)
Cbethkid 15
First to comment! That sucks too, OP.
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First? That's great :) Would you like a cookie? On the topic, a cheap fix would be to use a little acetone to dissolve the superglue...
Dracoboxer357 35
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sonywebbie 6
I wanna hear the aftermath man
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Epilogue: OP got wise and used some acetone to dissolve the superglue, freeing his foot from a smelly, sweaty prison.
TheCanucklehead 22
Op was Not Afraid. He Loved The Way the glue makers lied about fast drying action. He showed them No Love when he punched then. That punch sent them Spacebound. That is the Aftermath, sending that company and ops foot to Recovery.
mif_fml 27
I may be stupid, but #51, I don't get what you're trying to say here.
pinnneeeapple 9
This comment about made me die with laughter
pinnneeeapple 9
When they talked about hearing the aftermath , 51 was referring to eminem....
MzZombicidal 36
51 started referencing some of Eminem's songs because #1 mentioned "Aftermath" (another Eminem song)
mif_fml 27
Now that makes sense. Thank you.
jazzy_123 20
hes probably the guy who wore open toe shoes to work and then reported his co-workwer saying she wanted to suck his toes after she asked him why he wore open toe shoes to work. He must have been too embarrassed to tell the truth so he posted it on FML. lol.
aforbiddendance 23
I hope you were wearing socks..
klorehore 24
I'm picturing the glue seeped through the fabric of the socks! That stuff should always let dry overnight if possible, or am I paranoid? :)
ptoka 20
I hope OP wasn't wearing socks, at least not cotton ones. Have you seen what super glue can do to cotton? That chemical reaction would be horrible.
tukies 28
You need some nail polish remover.
The_Big_Boss 20
Quit being lazy and get some new shoes instead
Welshite 39
If you superglue the sole of your shoe out of desperation, it's highly unlikely you are lazy. Insufficient funds seem to be the main culprit here.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Way to be a judgemental prick. Maybe OP can't afford new shoes.
The_Big_Boss 20
OP must be the only person on the planet that only has 1 pair of shoes..
Welshite 39
Many people have a single pair of shoes; many people have none at all. If you want to assume and be an annoying and unsympathetic twit, go ahead. However, I've been in a similar situation of desperate financial straits so I can completely understand using a cheap shoe fix.
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The_Big_Boss, your ego might be big, but your mind is small. And so is your propensity to write constructive comments. Please be considerate from here on. Thank you.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#14 No he really isn't come out of your little bubble and see how bad the economy is or you can stay in it and keep putting your foot farther into your mouth.
buckdharma 37
4- Maybe op can't foot the bill.
buckdharma 37
Please try to put yourself in someone else's shoes.
StompinOnCrayons 15
You go ******* buy Op shoes and stop being lazy commenting such a close-minded comment.
eddeeezzyy 19
4- you call yourself The Big Boss yet all of us here think of you as the The Big Douchebag.
awesomeamandas 37
#14 must be the only person on the planet who doesn't know some people can't afford a pair of shoes.
Dthsapprntc 23
The shoes might be OP's favoritestestessss......errrrr, anyway, OP might just love those shoes and would rather repair them than throw them away. I had a pair of boots like that. It was a sad day when I had to admit that there was more duct tape than boot left.
ItsATwinThing 9
Well I only have a 3 pairs of shoes but they're all for different occasions. One pair for work, one pair for casual wear and a pair of heels for more formal occasions. So maybe OP was in a rush or their money is tight.
PieReaper 11
Not all of us can afford new shoes on demand asshole
deceivedandlied 19
In this economy. Dude, not all of us can afford multiple pairs of shoes or even to buy new ones. Stop being an ignorant asshole.
XAndrea_MalikX 16
Looks like you're in a sticky situation ! *ba dum tiss*
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I thought we all agreed on a pact to avoid these phrases...
anticulas 12
Pacts never work
frozen92_fml 12
This was the closest I've come to giving this comment a thumbs up in a long time.
ashleyhalla 21
I always wait a little long for that exact reason. That sucks!
olpally 32
Time to go to the ER!
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**** the emergency room, OP needs to be MEDEVACed out!
ComoEsJuan 24
The Endoplasmic Reticulum? Smooth or rough?
deceivedandlied 19
Or OP can avoid that by pouring either 100% pure acetone or regular nail polish remover on the area.
feven 32
Shit... I hate when that happens.
beaglegal 42
Wear a sock and next time wait longer!
tranced_ 45
nail polish remover might help you
evildemonchild 18
Nail polish remover? o.o
False_Stupidity 41
Yeah #28, nail polish remover is just acetone and may help here
evildemonchild 18
Oh I didn't know that o.o learn something new everyday ^-^