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Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58465) - you deserved it (1946)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)

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