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Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67309) - you deserved it (2728)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)

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At the very least, you're not married to the asshole anymore.

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:38am by dearambivalence

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that sucks seriously..did they even believe u??

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:37am by muse88

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