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2day I went to an over-crowdd grocery store . As I reachd the front of a long line, I noticd that a cart had been abandond in everybody's way . Trying to be helpful, I movd it to the side . An enormous woman then shovd me and yelld at me 4 "pushing her property around." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34854) - you deserved it (2957)

On 11/11/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by PainStressLife - United States (California)

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So she responds by pushing you around. Flawless logic.

#1 - On 11/11/2013 at 5:49am by blackonblight

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Another fine example of the People of Walmart specimen.

#6 - On 11/11/2013 at 5:57am by oj101

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