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Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.
You should sell your boyfriend to the circus.
Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014