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Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML


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On 11/09/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

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Just ask him to take you with him! Might be the first birthday present you get from him.

#1 - On 11/09/2013 at 8:47pm by Nyx

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At least he's acknowledging it? Although it'd be better to ignore it than complain about it in my opinion

#2 - On 11/09/2013 at 8:48pm by basicperfection

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