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Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72077) - you deserved it (4579)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by arrrrggggghhhh (man) - United States (Missouri)

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This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:38am by ALK31

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That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:39am by Samael

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