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Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36905) - you deserved it (3262)

On 11/08/2013 at 2:49am - misc - by sammyducks227 - United States (Missouri)

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Invest in a bucket

#1 - On 11/08/2013 at 5:56am by aaron123111

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You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!

#4 - On 11/08/2013 at 5:59am by DooleyFTW

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