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Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24619) - you deserved it (32290)

On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

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Well, she had a good point.

#1 - On 11/07/2013 at 2:11am by SaintJupiter

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How do you not know how to turn off the water? Better yet, how'd you even turn the water on in the first place?

#4 - On 11/07/2013 at 2:14am by katydid95

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