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Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34936) - you deserved it (40359)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

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Dick move by both of you.

#1 - On 11/03/2013 at 8:28pm by abbttmc

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CAR-ma, the greatest of all universal forces....

#3 - On 11/03/2013 at 8:30pm by mcm_3

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